January 2010
38 posts
#50: WWE
american-apologies:
The following are not reasons to apologize for the WWE:
It is staged beforehand.
It is homoerotic.
It is the teenage male equivalent of Gossip Girl.
The plotlines are atrociously redundant.
It is not a sport, it’s sports entertainment.
The following are reasons to apologize for the WWE:
It is sexist to the point where they don’t even try to hide it.
It is designed...
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[...”
– Lemony Snicket
How to Build Your Dream →
azspot:
In the age of democratized industry, every garage is a potential micro-factory, every citizen a potential micro-entrepreneur. Here’s how to transform a great idea into a great product.
1) INVENT Stop whining about the dearth of cool products in the world — dream up your own. Pro tip: Check the US Patent and Trademark Office Web site to ensure no one else had the idea first.
2) DESIGN...
“To hell with delicate studies of the American scene. Fuck the American scene....”
– Ernest Hemingway, in a letter to Ezra Pound (via putthison)
“Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the crimes, follies, and...”
– Lemony Snicket
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
You can’t cancel a crush.
“I would like a picture of a businessman parachuting in through the window into a...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“We need to see this person’s face [points to person in photo with their back to...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“I want it that whenever someone visits our website it automatically installs an...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“The sun is up, the sky is blue, it’s beautiful and so are you”
– Dear Prudence - The Beatles
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“True friends stab you in the front.”
– Oscar Wilde
Monday & The Blues.
deadoodley:
oh, as i’m doing my base research for my class assembly, i’ve come into encounter with these rather good, minimized-cheese, definitely positive points to help us drive the infamous Monday Blues away. i may not say all would work, but they’re all worth the try.. and for my case, point #10 is an absolute yes-yes! ;) ah well without further ado, do grasp these points & May now your...
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Why Alay? Why Sunday? Why Alay Sunday?
From Monday to Friday, and even on Saturday we are working
Sunday is our day of rest
Of all of things we’re working at, one of the most important of all is avoiding alayness
And we take a rest on avoiding it on Sundays
This tumblr is not about alay
Nor about how to avoid being one
But merely a gimmick to lure pretentious I-have-to-be-oh-so-hip people like you
or maybe me …
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